Subject: CONAN Jokes Newsletter 9/23/14

Watch Full Episodes | See Full Schedule » A man scaled the White House fence and ran across the lawn to make it inside the White House. Is it just me, or is "The Amazing Race" running out of ideas? - Conan O'Brien, September 22, 2014 Share: Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Reddit The White House has reevaluated its security and announced it will start locking the front door. They're also going to start asking, "Who's there?" when somebody knocks. - Conan O'Brien, September 22, 2014 Share: Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Reddit German Chancellor Angela Merkel has been named the most powerful woman in the world. In a related story, Jay-Z has left Beyoncé for Angela Merkel. - Conan O'Brien, September 22, 2014 Share: Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Reddit The CEO of JetBlue has announced that he will step down in February. Of course, it being JetBlue, his actual departure may be delayed until March. - Conan O'Brien, September 22, 2014 Share: Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Reddit In another celebrity photo leak, nude photos of Kim Kardashian have been posted to the internet. Kim said she would be very embarrassed, if only she only knew how. - Conan O'Brien, September 22, 2014 Share: Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Reddit In New York, a booze cruise ran aground near the Statue of Liberty. If you think about it, that's basically how my people came to America. - Conan O'Brien, September 22, 2014 Share: Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Reddit In Los Angeles, you can now have pizza infused with marijuana delivered to your door. As a result, no one has heard from Los Angeles in three days. - Conan O'Brien, September 22, 2014 Share: Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Reddit A man in Wisconsin has a condition that makes him orgasm 100 times per day. He's being described as "happy." - Conan O'Brien, September 22, 2014 Share: Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Reddit Thousands More Jokes