Subject: CONAN Jokes Newsletter 11/6/14

Watch Full Episodes | See Full Schedule » Benedict Cumberbatch has gotten engaged. He and his fiancée are registered at Cumberbed, Cumberbath, & Cumberbeyond. - Conan O'Brien, November 05, 2014 Share: Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Reddit For the first time ever, a black Republican woman has been elected to Congress. President Obama gave her a congratulatory call and told her, "You're all set - this country never turns against the first black anything." - Conan O'Brien, November 05, 2014 Share: Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Reddit Former "American Idol" star Clay Aiken lost his election for Congress. Apparently, his supporters thought they could vote by texting Ryan Seacrest. - Conan O'Brien, November 05, 2014 Share: Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Reddit In Vermont, the governor's race is so close the Vermont legislature may have to choose between the two candidates. So we won't know until next week, if the winner is Ben or Jerry. - Conan O'Brien, November 05, 2014 Share: Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Reddit The Country Music Awards took place tonight. So for the second night in a row, the big winners were all white guys in cowboy hats. - Conan O'Brien, November 05, 2014 Share: Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Reddit President Obama held a news conference today to share his take on the midterm election results. You can tell the President wasn't taking it well, because he addressed the White House press core from inside a pillow fort. - Conan O'Brien, November 05, 2014 Share: Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Reddit Yesterday, Washington DC voted to legalize recreational marijuana. President Obama said, "And after these midterms, thank God." - Conan O'Brien, November 05, 2014 Share: Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Reddit Oprah released her list of Favorite Things of 2014 and one of them is a book that she wrote. The book is called, "I'm Oprah, And You'll Like What I Say You'll Like." - Conan O'Brien, November 05, 2014 Share: Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Reddit Thousands More Jokes